“One time Bill was in Scotland when he met a (presumably good-looking) 22-year-old Norwegian exchange student at a bar who brought him to a house party friends of hers were throwing. When they arrived, upon finding a huge pile of dirty dishes in the sink and no clean glasses to drink from, Bill just started washing the dishes like it was no big deal. Afterward he happily drank vodka from a coffee cup”
“There are scores of websites and blogs dedicated to reporting Bill Murray encounters, stories, and sightings. There are accounts of Bill hanging out with people at karaoke bars (pictured); showing up at random house parties (pictured); inviting himself for drinks with complete strangers (pictured); and, best of all, sneaking up behind someone on the street, covering their eyes, saying “guess who” and, when they see who it actually is, proclaiming “no one will ever believe you.””
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
i have plans over the next week or so to get a whole bunch of piercings in my ear and cut and dye my hair and, for the first time in my life, i am wearing fake tan.
i’m not sure where abby went but if you see her, and it’s not too much hassle, send her back please.
"It’s up to you, mother. He says he’s gonna put it on The Web."
Jamie Lynn Spears | Follow Me (Zoey 101 Theme)
Happy National Siblings Day from the two most responsible siblings we know.
MY DAD IS EATING A HOT CROSS BUN UNTOASTED will someone please help i’m not okay
so many reports so little motivation
my phone notifies me every time JLD tweets and since she’s live-tweeting Veep (which I am not watching *sob*) right now, i genuinely think it’s angry at me